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Let's Hear It For The Boys! All of 'em!

Wow. Times two. One wow because it's been a loooong time since I posted a photo to the I ♥ Faces contests, even though I check out all the entries every [ahem] week.Another wow because this week's...

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Oh look, Mom's drinking again.

Karma's a bitch.What goes around comes around.Reap what you sow.And all those other lovely sayings that say, in a nutshell, say don't be mean to people because you can get it back...

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A good sort of itch.

My shipment of calamine lotion should be here aaaaany minute, and boy do I ever need it! No, I don't have poison ivy or some nasty rash, I have that seven year thing. The itch thing. Starting today.I...

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Two Weeks and Then Some

It seems it's been over two weeks since I last paid some attention to this little blog of mine, and I can hardly believe it. I would have guessed I was here celebrating my anniversary yesterday and not...

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I'm not old, but I am a wife, and I have a tale to tell.

If I were to speak Bug, I would hear all the mosquitoes talk amongst themselves about how delicious my skin is. Particulary my legs. Now, in my opinion, I don't think I would describe them as...

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I call it "The Heave and Leave."

If this post was written about snot, I would be gagging as I type. But, it snot. (ha ha – get it – it’s NOT… okay. Nevermind.) I can handle anything except that nasty substance, so I’m going to tell...

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I've taken up bike riding.

Lately I’ve become a very aggressive driver. Well, by “lately” I mean starting yesterday. It was raining, you see, and since people don’t know how to drive in the rain, the traffic is insane and makes...

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Creature of Habit.

Hanging out at the pool last weekend, our family got a huge kick out of Logan's "diving" style.Creep to edge of pool.Stare at water.Plug nose.Put other arm out.Bend knees.Straighten knees.Scoot closer...

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The big, big, big one.

I have two bits of the biggest news you'll ever find in blogland today. I'm so excited to bring them to you that I've already soiled two pairs of undergarments. Very ladylike. Well, while some new ones...

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Another random, for your viewing pleasure.

This year, I was an over-acheiving, diligent mother who bought her son's school supplies months ago, to properly teach him about preparedness and organization. Everything has been neatly waiting in my...

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Wrinkled

...yet shiny and new!Do you know what I'm talking about?Well, if you take a gander at your address bar up there, you'll notice you've been redirected to my brand-spankin' new domain,...

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Rhetorical Questions. But open to answers.

First of all, have you ever seen anything cuter in your entire life?Seriously, who dresses this child?Where is the maid? (Someone needs to tell her she's doing a horrible job.)When will my house be...

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Another New Year's Resolution. In September?

I know it's not really New Years, but I'm one of those people that likes to make jokes in times of seriously serious seriousness. You know, the annoying person that you just sigh at and wish would shut...

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Now Hiring. Inquire Within.

A few months ago, Brandon lost a fake tooth. I call it a fake tooth, because even though it was his first baby tooth to come out, the dentist took it out, so it doesn’t count. It’s fake. A few days...

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He gets the genius from his dad. His mom still has hers.

Necessity is the mother of invention.Or is it laziness is the mother of invention?Well, either way, when it comes to brushing your teeth, and being short, I guess you have to improvise.This really...

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I hope the Craig's List lady doesn't read my blog.

I'd like to say that my husband and I are frugal people. We spend our money wisely, by making researched decisions when it comes to big ticket items, getting the best deals, using coupons and the like....

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Same time next year?

Dearest Owen,Two years have gone by since we met and became instant friends. Do you remember that day? We sure do. It may have been a little traumatic for you, but it was a day that changed our lives...

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I can feel all the eyes watching me.

We have a couple of neighbors that surely I've mentioned before, that don't care for us a whole lot. Well, since I'm a grown-up, I've just learned to look past our differences and go on about my merry...

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And next I'll be applying for a job in the design department at Victoria's...

In my effort to always make my house appear perfectly designed and polished (stop laughing), I would store my husband's superfluous and ridiculously redundant extra pillows under the bed.They just...

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Sabbatical

Hiatus.MIA.Vacation.Whatever you want to call it - I've been gone.But now I'm back. Did ya miss me?

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